10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!