10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown