10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright