10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio