10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician