10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "No river, no fish."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)