10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "No river, no fish."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.