10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "No river, no fish."
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'