10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Fold and live to fold again
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm