10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'