10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Fold and live to fold again
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth