10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed