10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker