10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."