10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!