10 Random Poker Quotes

For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
Fook the floosh droo!
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it