10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright