10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT