10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?