10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Fold and live to fold again
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986