10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.