10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is for loners.