10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."