10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Fold and live to fold again
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.