10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.