10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak