10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow