10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."