10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• It's Free To Fold...
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine