10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.