10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Fold and live to fold again
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"