10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT