10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.