10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "No river, no fish."