10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs