10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Fold and live to fold again
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."