10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- It's Free To Fold...
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson