10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."