10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.