10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.