10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm