10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fold and live to fold again
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris