10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth