10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-