10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels