10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave