10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.