10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.