10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die