10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.